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A Teaser…

June 29, 2020

Soon I Shall Tell You





Speaking of Politicians…

We know what American politicians love best – WAR. These maniacs see everything as a YOU AGAINST ME proposition. War on Poverty… War on Drugs… War on a Virus… Mostly war against some nation with a GDP far less than the monetary value of the bombs dropped on them, blowing them up so we can have a sense of “victory”. Politicians know that using WAR is a war to quash dissent. People question the loyalty, patriotism, even the SANITY of anyone who asks WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
What a deadly way to live! Here is a book I believe EVERYONE should read! It tells, bluntly, who we as a nation are AND WHY WE HAVE GONE TO WAR almost non-stop since we began as a nation!

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This book contains a FACSIMILE of the 1935 original. And more!
In the 1930s, a cabal of Wall Street businessmen, alarmed by what President Franklin D. Roosevelt was doing to spur the economy, planned to remove FDR. The plan – known as The Business Plot – called for rallying disaffected WW1 Veterans under a military leader who could unite them. That man, these plotters thought, was the retired Maj. Gen. Butler. They tried to win Butler to their cause with a promise of making him the a national dictator. They could not have been more mistaken! This book has a section showing Butler’s role in revealing this treasonous plot.
In an ALL-NEW forward, we tell the story of those times and – for the first time ever! – present recently declassified documents from Smedley Butler’s FBI file!


No! No! No! No!

March 10, 2020

Democrats Hate Democracy

Look: I know full well that Senator Sanders is a fraud who found a chance to goose up his career when he saw young people attracted to Occupy Wall Street – so he cunningly glommed onto the OWS agenda and publicized it as his own. Unprincipled, yes, but shrewd.

I know Sanders has spent years all but ignoring his $174,000 a year job in the US Senate, preferring instead to enrich himself by peddling books of bromides published via multi-million dollar corporate deals; deals he made while on the taxpayer’s payroll.

I am aware that the Sanders history shows us that aside from his corporate deals, the man has been the consummate failure; a politician with no singular achievement at which voters may point with pride to say HE DID THAT.

I also understand that like the hapless Hubert Horatio Humphrey, and the emotionally needy adult-child William Jefferson Clinton, all that Sen. Sanders EVER wanted in his life was to become the President of the United States. About such driven candidates I can only repeat the warning of the late Christopher Hitchens: “[P]eople should be distrusted who are running for therapeutic reasons, because the Presidency doesn’t calm those demons, as [Bill Clinton] has already proved.”

I get all that.

But in spite of it all, I firmly state that
calls for the old mountebank to leave the
race for the democrat nomination are
UN-AMERICAN and ANTI-DEMOCRATIC.

Like it or not, Sanders qualifies for the office and he has wide support. That gives him EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO RUN.

You don’t like that? You say it damages your preferred candidate? Well, if one old demagogue running for the nomination can kill off your preferred candidate, then quite clearly your candidate, I believe the correct word is, “sucks.”

I will say it again: Sanders has every right to run. In fact, I will go that one better: I prefer a Pres. Sanders over a Pres. Biden. Why? From where I sit, it looks like Joe Biden only entered the race so that his avaricious, grasping family can climb back onto the Obama/Biden-Era gravy train, which they obviously see as their incontrovertible right. And so, in a classic case of ruthless (and heartbreaking) Elder Abuse, the Biden Clan have pushed a clearly fading old man into running for the presidency one last time. Should Biden win, I can see that family all over the map, wheeling and dealing from Yucatan to Ukraine, in the style of their pals the Clintons and the Rodhams. The hell with that!

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America has already endured one disorientated, doddering president who served as a front for others. And we’re STILL paying dearly for those Reagan years.

At least with Sanders we have the luxury of knowing that:
1) he’s only personally corrupt – as his “book” deals show, and
2) as president HE WON’T GET A DAMN THING DONE.

That second point alone appeals to me. Right now, We The People have more than enough laws and acts and agencies mucking up our lives. Let’s give America a 4-year breather (if the old coot lives that long). To take that break, we need what Sanders alone offers: an ideologue incapable of compromising with anyone, and who thus can fulfill the quintessential role of the anarchist: bringing governmental “progress” to a full stop.

For Sanders to do this, because of his advanced age, he will need a similar goofball for his Vice President to take up for him should Sanders go to that great “Corrupt Book Deal In The Sky.” For his running mate, I’m thinking, oh… Bill O’Reilly. Hey, why not? After all O’Reilly’s a genuine HARVARD GRADUATE like Ted Cruz and Henry Kissinger and Al Franken. He’d be absolutely perfect, another Sanders-esque blowhard who can’t get along with people so he too, if he steps into the presidency, won’t get anything done.
Sanders O'Reilly

Now, does the foregoing mean that
I will vote for Sanders?

For one thing, after 2016, I don’t vote for democrats because they and their Super Delegates rig elections and, as the current calls for Sanders to drop out of the race show, democrats utterly despise and disdain elections. They call this “UNITY”…

In politics, UNITY means “DO IT MY WAY OR SCREW OFF.”

[As an aside, because small-minded people invariably bring this up: I don’t vote for republicans either. For over a 100 years now the government has gone from democrat control to republican control to democrats to republicans and on and on with the result being… precisely where we are now. A pox on both their houses. Instead, I find a candidate whose policies tally with my own, and cast my vote while heeding the words of a true Socialist, Eugene V. Debs, who said, “I’d rather vote for what I want and not get it than vote for what I don’t want and get it.” Are we all clear on this, boys and girls?]

In 2016, after democrats screwed Sanders with his pants on, the old relic had FOUR FULL YEARS in which to build a third party. With his enormous mailing list and donor base, building a new party was more than a pipe-dream. He could have done it. But did the inept, sniveling little codger do that? Nope. Instead, THE OLD FART WENT AND SIGNED A LOYALTY PLEDGE THAT ALLOWS THE DNC CHAIR TO SELECT THE NOMINEE. Loyalty PledgeSo, dear democrat voters, by signing that pledge Senator BS showed that considers your vote MEANINGLESS. And you want me to cast a vote for such a putz? Not on your tintype, and Sanders probably owns one… of himself.

Next, and just as important, I NEVER EVER VOTE FOR MILLIONAIRES. That alone is a deal-breaker and there is no getting around it or talking me out of it. Especially not by saying Sanders is just a “small” millionaire and other politicians have far more money than he has. No soap, toots. That’s as asinine as claiming that a woman who is 3 months pregnant is really NOT pregnant because other women are 7 months pregnant. Throughout history millionaires have proven themselves to be seriously bad news for the working people. Anyone who votes to put rich people into political office forfeits the right to whine about our government not helping the working people. You vote for the rich? Then you asked for it, baby. Vote for millionaires, and you get JUST WHAT YOU DESERVE, meaning the class system we have now – but what’s worse, you stick the rest of us with it too. So thanks for nothing.

Thus, Sanders The Senescent loses me on two counts: he’s a crooked democrat who supports their corrupt election rigging and he’s a multimillionaire. But even though I could never vote for such an obvious fraud as Sanders, I will enthusiastically stand on the battlements with a broken beer bottle in my clenched fist to defend his right to run. That’s… DEMOCRACY. Democrats ought to try it sometime.

Up Date

This Addendum From Scott Ross

I would add three further marks against Sanders:
1) Against the urging of his own legal team, and in the face of tens of thousands of petitions from HIS SUPPORTERS, he did not, would not and – one assumes – at his core COULD not challenge the obviously corrupt 2016 primaries of the Hillary-run DNC;
2) his craven and foolish embrace of the Democrats’ asinine and dangerous Russiophobia; and
3) his campaign’s foreign policy adviser is Matt Duss, a former Center for American Progress employee who despite his alleged “progressivism” is nearly as reactionary as She Who Must Be Elected.
Those issues ALONE would keep me from casting a Sanders vote in 2020. That he thinks the organization that fucked him and disenfranchised (and demonized) his voters and all independents the last time will, miraculously, PERMIT him, whatever his final vote or delegate counts, to become the nominee suggests monumental self-delusion, at best. If Sanders can’t even stand up to the demonstrably corrupt DNC (cf., Iowa and the current hilarious Biden “surge”) who WILL he stand up to? Presumably, no one.




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Smutty Fun

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Take a trip through time with MOJO BROS. BOOKS as we look back at an assortment of slightly bawdy Bar Napkins from years gone by. BevNaps of this sort became a fixture at the 1950s Suburban Cocktail Party, and their ribaldry was part of the charm associated with long-stemmed cocktail glasses, the swirling of Gin, Vermouth, and ice, the leer of comedians like the famed Groucho Marx – whose own like of Bawdy BevNaps we proudly feature in this volume. While considered tame by today’s standards, these items tickled the funny-bone of generations who lived before “R” and “X” rated movies routinely streamed into the home. Yes, to some these will seem sexist, maybe even offensive. What can we do about the overly sensitive? Those features are precisely what makes these items so quaint and nostalgic. So come on back to a time when we laughed at the “Battle of the Sexes” and didn’t hire lawyers to sue people over making gently risqué jokes.

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On The House

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Looking over these vintage funnies, all I can say is: thank the gods that we here in the 21st Century have grown so enlightened and so “woke” that sex is no longer a laughing matter! What on earth WERE we thinking back when sex was considered… enjoyable? O, the horror!!

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