Astounding Scientific Discovery!

Employing the latest generation of scanning electron microscopes for seven years of delicate research, a team of scientists has discovered that, contrary to previous evidence, Garrison Keillor actually does have talent! The research, conducted under a grant from the National Endowment for Scientists with Nothing Better to Do, shocked the world of letters last month when they discovered that Keillor does indeed possesses the gene for writing. While his is a gene that only allows one to write the same thing over and over again, it is nevertheless genetic proof of talent.



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