Which one of you readers out there will win my $1,000,000.00 Challenge?
In keeping with the rigorous scientific standards set by The Amazing Randi (nee James Zwinge) and his Challenge to pay $1,000,000 to the person PROVING THEY HAVE PARANORMAL ABILITIES, I, Rev. E. M. Camarena, DD, PhD, do make the following statements of fact:
1. I can make an energy wheel turn in response to my thoughts.
2. I can split a tarot deck into 3 or even 4 piles and always select the pile containing my significator or that of the person for whom I do a reading.
3. I can bend a spoon with my mind.
4. I can bend a 25 cent piece (“Quarter”) with my mind.
With the announcement of these facts, I hereby offer the princely sum of $1,000,000 cash to any person who can prove – scientifically and to my complete satisfaction – that I cannot do the things enumerated above.
To substantiate the accuracy, genuineness, authenticity and validity of my offer, I will now show you the money:
See? One million, cash on the barrelhead just like I promised. Now you know that I mean exactly what I say. No screwing around with Old Rev. Eliot! And unlike Zwinge, under no circumstances will I accept cash or credit card contributions. I prefer money orders…