Special Twist of the Enema Nozzle

HEY, I KNOW YOU CAME HERE FOR THE ENEMA THING, AND THAT’S COOL WITH ME. BUT DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LOOK AROUND AT THE OTHER POSTS… YOU MAY GET A FEW LAUGHS…

A very special twist of the enema nozzle for pornographer Rupert Murdoch for having his “newspapers” run a photograph of Sir Sean Connery as he looks now at age 80. Connery has voluntarily withdrawn from public view because he would like people to think of him as he looked in his youth and middle-age. It is not ego, from what I understand, but simply not wishing to shatter an image. The great Marlene Dietrich did the same thing. In the 1970’s, Zeppo Marx urged his aged brother Groucho to do this as well, but Groucho demurred and fans still weep over those last appearances.
Why did Murdoch do this? No reason. The picture ran with an article about one of Connery’s corporations being investigated for taxes possibly owed. Hell, every damn corporation gets investigated for that. And many of us as individuals have gone through that as well. So, no, there was no reason except spite.
Rupert Moloch will do literally anything for another dollar. At least we will be rid of the old porn king soon…

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One Response to “Special Twist of the Enema Nozzle”

  1. Scott Ross Says:

    Not soon efuckingnough.

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