And That’s The Truth…

 

Recently, people on both the Right and the Left sides of the political debate have expressed confusion as to why, in their uninformed opinion, I do not follow my own beliefs. They then treat me to an exquisitely detailed list of my beliefs, which they seem to know far better than do I. And based upon this masturbatory exercise in judgmentalism they unjustifiably traduce your wretched correspondent with charges of my being a hypocrite. Nothing could possibly leave me any more chapfallen.
In order to expunge, eradicate, exterminate, eliminate, annihilate, assassinate, liquidate, decimate, obliterate and vaccinate any future possibility of people ever again falling into the icy clutches of such ineffable error, I herewith present to one and all my core beliefs:
1. Man has the right to live by his own law—
to live in the way that he wills to do:
to work as he will:
to play as he will:
to rest as he will:
to die when and how he will.
2. Man has the right to eat what he will:
to drink what he will:
to dwell where he will:
to move as he will on the face of the earth.
3. Man has the right to think what he will:
to speak what he will:
to write what he will:
to draw, paint, carve, etch, mould, build as he will:
to dress as he will.
4. Man has the right to love as he will:—
“take your fill and will of love as ye will,
when, where, and with whom ye will.” —AL. I. 51
5. Man has the right to kill those who would thwart these rights.

I do sincerely hope that on this subject I have now made myself crystal clear.

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