Change We Can Believe In

Yet another TOP-TIER Obama campaign promise bites the dust – click here to read all about it
 
Change you can believe in? Yeah, like you believe in the Tooth Fairy…
Like you believe in the Easter Bunny…
Like Bernie Madoff’s clients believed in his financial skill…
Like Rudy Giuliani believes he can be somebody
Like Donald Trump believes he is somebody…
Like Richard Nixon believed he could get away with it…
Like Madonna believes she’s young and hot…
Like George W. Bush believes he achieved anything on his own…
Like Lou Dobbs believes he doesn’t benefit from illegal workers…
Like that new guy believes he’s 007…
Like Galileo believed the Church loved him…
Like Russell Crowe believes in diplomacy…
Like Newt Gingrich believes in the sanctity of marriage…
Like Richard Cheney believes in the constitution…
Like Hannibal Lechter believes in macrobiotics…
Like Lloyd Kaufman believes in art…
Like the Von Trapp Family believed in birth control…
Like Rush Limbaugh believes he’s svelt…
Like Billy Crystal believes he’s youthful and hip…
Like Michelle Obama believes she was elected to something…
Like River City believed in Harold Hill…
Like the People’s Temple believed in Jim Jones…
Like the Davidians believed in David Koresh…    

Like millions of you suckers believed in Obama…

The only question left is, why do this man’s reversals on campaign pledges still make the news? This is hardly a case of the fire hydrant pissing on the dog.

Guess who’s the hydrant and who’s the dog here… To those of you who believed that this man – handpicked for his current role years ago – would change anything other than the White House garden, thanks ever so much for your astounding critical thinking skills… Do the world a favor; just go back to watching Oprah and American Idol and let the adults make the decisions from now on, okay?

ADDENDUM: The Very Next Day Brings This: “Obama Planning to Keep Tribunals for Detainees”
Hook, line & sinker, folks… Hook, line & sinker…
Is there nothing new under the sun?™

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